Archive for June 26th, 2006


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Nicole Goes From Down Under To Down South

Monday, 26th June 2006 at 11:39 pm

In June, for her 39th birthday, Nicole Kidman gave herself another celebrity husband. She used to be married to that loon Tom Cruise, but we’ve forgiven her and written it off as a mere youthful indiscretion that lasted about nine …

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Theirs was no one-knight stand, even though she’s only had one leg to stand on.

Monday, 26th June 2006 at 11:19 pm

According to the always-believable tabloids, ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney is becoming ex-husband Sir Paul McCartney partly because of his wife’s previous vocation. Oh, yes, and because of the very unusual, rarely cited ‘irreconcilable differences,’ of course.
Apparently, his soon to be …

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Penny saved

Monday, 26th June 2006 at 10:15 am

Britney’s deadbeat sperm donour husband Kevin Federline took a very brief respite from his mooching-and-smooching lifestyle to embark on a serious money-saving crusade.
K-Fed gave new meaning to the proverb “Penny-wise and Pound-foolish” when he showed up in Times Square in …