Wednesday, 27th September 2006 at 12:33 pm

Paris Hilton Mourns Drunk Driving Charge by Promoting Alcohol.

Never mind another sunrise bringing birds chirping, hope for a new day, a clean slate, etc. Here at Jetstreaker, the dawning of a new day also heralds yet another Paris Hilton story.

This time, the debutart was charged with a DUI (Driving Under the Influence) stemming from a middle-of-the-night arrest made a few weeks ago when she was pulled over for speeding and driving erratically. (Now, if you look at her pose on this picture, we’re surprised that she doesn’t get arrested for walking erratically.) Ms. Hilton didn’t even show up for yesterday’s hearing in Los Angeles (granted, she didn’t have to be there).

Instead, she was chugging beer and promoting wine in a can at Oktoberfest in Germany, all while sporting braids and a golden dirndl like a real mädchen. Because, you know, that’s what one does to show remorse for one’s alcohol-related crime.

No wonder Rich Prosecco picked her to promote their wine in a can. She’s rich and just as classy as their product. And wherever she goes, she is bound to be arrested, videotaped and just generally get attention. And we all know there ain’t such thing as bad publicity!

Next time our very own Tassies decides to come up with a new box design, they should also consider importing Paris to promote the event, because she is bound to attract more global attention than say, Patricia Lewis.

Additional reading: Hilton charged with Los Angeles DUI, celebrates at Oktoberfest. - Monsters and Critics.