Monday, 9th October 2006 at 10:56 am

Chelsy Davy More Powerful Than Ten Brunettes And Camilla Parker-Bowles

Nazi skinheads who believe in Hitler’s Aryan power should rush out and buy Tatler, because they’ll be able to plaster their bedroom walls with the magazine’s list of the world’s ten most powerful blondes.

The presence of Camilla Parker-Bowles at number six makes it evident that possessing good looks clearly wasn’t included in the criteria for making the list. In fact, Labrador Retrievers the world over were greatly insulted when the magazine described Camilla as “a jolly blonde - more yellow Labrador than Afghan Hound.”

South African royal girlfriend Chelsy Davy is Tatler’s second most powerful blonde. Without comparing her looks to that of any dog, Prince Harry’s girl was hailed by the mag as “the new face of royalty.” Which makes us wonder, would that make Camilla the old face of royalty?

“At first merely a South African Sloane with Page Three looks, Chelsy soon proved she had two major assets - she looked good and partied hard,” the magazine said.

We’re sure that the Queen and Prince Charles will agree that those are definitely great assets for a possible-princess-bride-to-be to possess. Prince Harry, on the other hand, probably has two other assets in mind when he ponders the reasons why the University of Cape Town student is his main squeeze.

Chelsy lost the most powerful blonde title to Elisabeth Murdoch. The daughter of media mogul Rupert and a formidable businesswoman herself, Tatler calls Lis: “The ultimate boardroom blonde.”

Additional reading: Blonde Power: The Top Ten - Sydney Morning Herald.