Thursday, 16th November 2006 at 11:28 am

‘People’ Goes Loony Over Clooney - Again

Actor George Clooney has been named “Sexiest Man Alive” by America’s ‘People’ Magazine.

Don’t worry, George, unlike ‘People’, we here at Jestreaker think that you are better looking than a corpse too.

Anyway, back to the list of the living… this is the second time the 45-year old has landed the title, and he pretended to be as thrilled as a regular Beauty Queen.

“There’s a lot of pressure. There are all the events you have to show up for. The sash you have to wear…is embarrassing.” Clooney also said, “This one’s going to be hard for Brad [Pitt] since he’s been Sexiest Man Alive twice. He’s enjoyed that mantle. I’d say ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ to him and he’d go, ‘Two-time.’ So that’s been taken away. We used to call him Two Time. So Brad’s going to be upset.”

Another rather dubious honour for the notorious bachelour is that desperate women are lining up to ‘marry’ his wax figure at the Madame Tussaud’s in Las Vegas.

As for tying the knot in real life ever again, Georgie has this to say: “I’ve been married. It’s not something I’m looking out for. The truth is, I’m really happy.”

Now if that won’t be enough to make married men everywhere jealous of Clooney, we don’t know what will!

Additional ogling: People Magazine’s Sexiest Men Alive Pictures.