Friday, 24th November 2006 at 10:13 am

Thanksgiving Weekend Flashes: Things to be Thankful For, Starring More Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Wedding Pics

While our American friends continue to gorge themselves on Turkey Day leftovers today, and indulge in some football viewing, family bashing and Black Friday shopping, we’ve also been inspired by their annual holiday to ponder what we all should be thankful for.

-That none of us is Michael Richards’ newly appointed publicist in the wake of his racial slurring incident. Oh, and it’s no holiday surprise that he didn’t hire a black man! Via Playfuls.

-That Heidi Klum and her hubby Seal had another baby boy and gave him another ridiculously long name, providing us with something to mock: Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. His older, 1-year old brother still takes the cake though with Henry Guenther Ademola Dashtu Samuel. Via Celebrity Buzz.

-And our number one reason to be thankful? That none of us is married to Tom Cruise!

Some more pictures are emerging from the day Katie Holmes’ became his new tall, long-term (or at least for as long as he remains the more successful and bigger earner of the two) prisoner.

Please note the grip he had on her during the dance! (Above right)

Tom & his four kids.

Oh, what great things a guy would go to in the name of fake religion. Like fake kissing his cover-wife.