Wednesday, 18th April 2007 at 3:35 pm

Britney Spears fires rehired manager

Friday the 13th was a very bad day for Larry Rudolph.

He discovered that Britney Spears’ temper has an edge that is sharper than a Zulu assegaai’s point.

In November, following her separation from Kevin Federline,  Brit rehired Larry to hold the very laid-back job of being her manager.

However, their professional reconciliation was short-lived. As part of her twelve-step programme - in a step called “Blaming Others” - recently rehabbed Britney decided that most of her past mistakes, including marrying K-Fed, going commando (and proving it to scores of paparazzi), shaving her head and just generally going bananas, is all Larry’s fault.

So on Friday, she fired him.

Thing is, Brit and Larry had a little thing called a “contract.” So Larry is probably going to employ all his business sense and sue Brit for violating that contract.

Luckily for Brit, she can probably just go for an insanity defence. Because she’s recently hired PR guru Leslie Sloane Zelnik, who also represents Lindsay Lohan. Need we say more?

Additional reading: Britney Spears fires manager? - Monsters & Critics.