Thursday, 7th June 2007 at 8:56 pm

…And she’s out again!

The only thing that seems to be shorter than Paris Hilton’s jail sentence is the amount of time she usually waits before jumping into bed with a guy.

After a mere five days (although, according to our count, it’s just been three days, but never mind, maths was never really our strong suit), Princess Paris has been released from prison in the wee hours of Thursday morning.

That’s right…

Why? Oh, come on. Does she really need a reason? She’s Paris HILTON, for goodness ’sakes!

But fine, if you insist. Here’s the official version: She was released due to medical (psychological) reasons.

The unofficial version is that she didn’t want to eat the prison fare, hence her fast led to medical issues. Come on, Paris! Could the grub really have been worse than anything conjured up by Hilton Hotel room service?

As punishment, Paris has been fitted with an ankle bracelet and she will spend the remaining 40 days (because she’s nobly agreed to serve her original 45 day sentence) in the modest confines of her luxurious mansion, where the butler and chef and personal shopper are on call 24/7… and she has satellite television… and she can yak on the phone… and surf the ‘net…

Additional reading: ‘Medical condition’ allows Paris Hilton to trade Los Angeles county jail for home confinement - Seattle PI.