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Tuesday, 21st August 2007 at 11:56 am

Britney, Lindsay and Paris to become Donald Trump’s Apprentarts?

The billionaire with the dead animal on his head, Donald Trump, is reportedly in talks with Britney Spears to star in his in-the-works Celebrity Apprentice television show.

And as if K-Fed’s baby mama drama queen won’t be entertaining enough, he is also considering to cast her fellow celebutart trainwrecks, perpetually rehabbed Lindsay Lohan and recently released jailbird Paris Hilton.

No word on who else he is approaching to star in his new show. But since those three cover alcohol and drug addiction (sorry, Pete Doherty and Amy W(h)inehouse), criminal behaviour (sorry, Phil Spector), sluttiness and general insanity (RIP Anna Nicole), we don’t really know what other celebrity traits remain to add to the already volatile mix.

Oh, right. Talent.

We wonder what the winner will get? A permanent luxury suite at the rehab of their choice?
Additional reading: Britney and Paris to be Trump’s Tarts? - TMZ.

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