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Wednesday, 22nd August 2007 at 9:52 am

Jessica Simpson goes to great lengths to get a nose job

What do you do in Hollywood if you wish to look like your post-plastic surgery sister again?

In Jessica Simpson’s case, you damage your nose while shooting a movie and then you get the same surgeon that performed rhinoplasty on your little sister Ashlee, to give you a new nose as well.

The accident happened while she was working on her new movie, Major Movie Star (hahahahaha! Really? JESSICA?), last week. Her rep explains: “She was in a combat scene and accidentally hit herself with a big gun on her nose.”

We’re no movie stars, Jess, but even WE know that combat usually means that you are supposed to hurt the OTHER person.

Next time they should give her a bigger, blunt object. Let her knock herself out for a few years. For her own safety (and our sanity).

Additional reading: Simpson hoping to avoid nose surgery - Digital Spy. (Right, that’s what she’s saying now!)

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