Tuesday, 18th September 2007 at 10:26 am

Chelsy Davy’s First Day of School

Clutching a voucher for free sandwiches - because on Zimbabwean dollars, her family can’t even afford the oxymoronic phenomenon which is British cuisine - Chelsy Davy reported for her first day as a post-grad student at Leeds University yesterday.

The 21-year old Southern African, who has a degree in politics and economics from the University of Cape Town, will be studying law at Leeds.

Well, after Prince Harry’s girlfriend was teased by him for being a ditz on her 21st birthday last year, we can only say that Leeds has a hell of a task at hand. Like Prince Harry, Leeds clearly didn’t pick the voluptuous blonde for her intelligence. According to her brother Shaun, his sister last year argued with him that woolly mammoths were still alive. Clearly the nature expert, she asked their lodge-owner, multi-millionaire dad why grass-eating buffalo don’t just eat deer when they’re hungry.

We have a suspicion that she may have signed up for law because she heard that there will be a bar exam at the end. And ‘bar exam’ to Chelsy probably means sampling and identifying as many different alcoholic beverages as possible. Thanks to her paranoid papa Charles, Chelsy will at least have private bodyguards to prop her up while she ’studies’.
Additional reading: Prince Harry’s girlfriend Chelsy Davy arrives at Leeds University - SAWFS News.

Chelsy’s uni ring of steel - The Sun.

Previously on Jetstreaker: Chelsy Davy still a ditz at 21.