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Wednesday, 26th September 2007 at 12:29 pm

Pit Bull Pitt

According to gossip gods TMZ, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have quietly adopted another young one.

This time, the addition to their family is unique because: 1) It is white,

and 2) It has four-legs.

But before you think that they have acquired a four-legged albino human… it is a dog from a breed notorious for being ferocious and devouring humans - especially children.

Mmmm… perhaps that was their entire point in getting a pit bull! Let’s face it, having four small children at home is not a joke. Sure, it may sound very nice in theory, but with four kids, human habits like sleep becomes a luxury.

Or perhaps Brad simply liked the name of the breed. Pit Bull Pitt.

Okay, before you move Brangelina to the same “Bad Parenting” section of the class as Britney, this website is calling the entire story a big pile of (pit) bull*&^%$.

Additional reading: Brangelina adopts again - TMZ.

2 Comments:

27th September 2007, 7:29 pm

Tiffany says:

You people are IDIOTS. The pit bull is NOT notorious for being ferocious or devouring humans. They are notorious for being wonderful FAMILY DOGS! They are less likely to bite than a Labrador Retriever, America’s famed family dog! What is wrong with you people?! Can’t you even TRY to do some research before you open your mouths? Isn’t that what reporters are SUPPOSED to do?

28th September 2007, 9:32 am

jetstreaker says:

Hi Tiffany,

Well, Tiffany, in all fairness to us: You have called us idiots without even doing some research beforehand. If you had done some research (Google helps a lot for that, we find), you would have seen that the definition of the word IDIOT is: Mental retardation (also called mental handicap and the UK Mental Health Act (1983) defines mental impairment and severe mental impairment) is a term for a pattern of persistently slow learning of basic motor and language skills (”milestones”) during childhood, and a significantly below-normal global intellectual capacity as an adult. One common criterion for diagnosis of mental retardation is a tested intelligence quotient (IQ) below 70.

So we’ll consider us even then.

P.S. We are very happy that you consider us to be reporters. Up until now, no one else ever has! So this is truly a big milestone for us.

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