Archive for October, 2007


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A Halloween Boo hoo, courtesy of Heather Mills

Wednesday, 31st October 2007 at 5:53 pm

During an appearance on a British television morning show today, Paul McCartney’s soon-to-be-ex midlife indiscretion, Heather Mills, had a complete meltdown.
She blamed the tabloid media (phew, that excludes us, then) for launching a public hate campaign against her (“18 months …

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Who’s so vein?

Wednesday, 31st October 2007 at 12:52 pm

It is Halloween, and we’ve decided to terrify you with this picture.
Which Hollywood celebrity does this vein-popping arm belong to?
Find out after the jump…
Why, the veins that have vampires sharpening their fangs belong to the malnourished arm of …

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The Results of Britney’s Custody Hearing

Wednesday, 31st October 2007 at 1:10 am

When the poor judge was forced to award custody of the two little tots, he was limited to two choices: The devil (Mama Britney Spears) and the trailer trash (Papa Kevin Federline).
And Britney must be heaving a huge sigh of …

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Chelsy Davy’s Glumerous Night Out

Monday, 29th October 2007 at 3:14 pm

Prince Harry blamed his Southern African girlfriend Chelsy Davy’s recent glumness on her being homesick for family, friends and the abundant sunshine back here in South Africa.
However, since Chelsy’s blues coincides with a recently revealed blackmail plot (involving a good, …

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Oprah Winfrey’s Local Crying Shame

Monday, 29th October 2007 at 10:06 am

We’ve seen the American chat show host Oprah Winfrey in tears on her television show plenty of times. In fact, she has even given her wracking sobs a name: “The Ugly Cry.”
We weren’t there, but we suspect that Oprah probably …

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Justin Bergh is Special

Friday, 26th October 2007 at 2:53 pm

South African singer/songwriter Justin Bergh is about to become a star on American televisions.
Well, sort of.
Justin’s song Special has been selected to be used as the theme song of an oddly titled new show, Notes from the Underbelly, that is …