Wednesday, 3rd October 2007 at 10:05 am

Desperate Housewife in Sex Tape?

We seriously don’t get it.

Why do famous females allow their lovers/husbands/boyfriends to come near them with a video camera when they are having sex? Because as certain as we are that boobs sag and that 99.9% of Hollywood marriages don’t last, it WILL leak out.

The latest foolish girl to (allegedly) star in her own sex tape is Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria. Rumours are swirling that she has made a sex tape with new hubby, basketball player Tony Parker, and that it is already available at several pay-per-view websites.

According to Digital Spy: “If it proves authentic, insiders are predicting it will be the most successful tape since Paris Hilton’s One Night in Paris was released in 2004.”

Makes us wonder whether Tony Parker was perhaps forced to sign a pre-nup? If so, maybe he talked her into making the tape so that he could later blackmail her with it. Or support himself through its sales, a la Rick Salomon (Pamela Anderson’s new fiancé who made a nice living off the One Night in Paris video, starring him and filmed on location in and on Paris).

Or perhaps the whole thing was Eva’s idea! Maybe the girl really needed to see what she looks like while having sex on camera. You know, see what faces she SHOULDN’T make during her love scenes in Desperate Housewives.

Additional reading: Eva Longoria in Internet sex tape? - Digital Spy.