Wednesday, 31st October 2007 at 5:53 pm

A Halloween Boo hoo, courtesy of Heather Mills

During an appearance on a British television morning show today, Paul McCartney’s soon-to-be-ex midlife indiscretion, Heather Mills, had a complete meltdown.

She blamed the tabloid media (phew, that excludes us, then) for launching a public hate campaign against her (“18 months of abuse, 4,400 abusive articles”), similar to what Kate McCann is experiencing, pushing her to the edge.

She said that she has received death threats, which she was obviously not very scared of, because she says she has also considered suicide.

We haven’t found a clip of her tirade as yet, but we suspect the part where she burst into tears on camera came when she told of her £1.5 million legal debts.

She also took swipes at TV host Jonathan Ross, who, according to Heather, said of her that ‘She’s such an effing liar, we’re going to find out she’s got two legs instead of one’.

Heather, listen to Fergie: Big girls don’t cry.

Because it makes them look scarier than Halloween monsters when their mascara run.

Additional reading: Heather Mills McCartney slams media - AP.