Archive for November, 2007


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Friday Flashes: Bands (and Idols) about town

Friday, 30th November 2007 at 3:46 pm

- Posh has banned Becks from attending the first of the Spice Girls’ comeback gigs… we suspect a lot of other people will just ban themselves. Via Now.
-Reality bytes: The top three finalists in South African Idols will be guest …

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Oprah fulfills school marm duties again

Friday, 30th November 2007 at 10:42 am

Can you smell the money?
That scent is hovering above the entire South Africa because Oprah Winfrey has been in the country for a few days.
The billionaire school marm came to appease the girls who attend her Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy …

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Thank the heavens: Britney isn’t pregnant with a partially South African baby

Thursday, 29th November 2007 at 12:00 pm

Hurrah! The South African bloodline will remain pure!
Because South African-born record producer J.R. Rotem has been quick to deny the rumours that Britney Spears is pregnant with his kid.
J.R., who has hit the big time in the international music scene …

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Britney Spears will be Mama Claus

Wednesday, 28th November 2007 at 9:45 am

Strap yourselves in, Jayden James and Sean Preston! Your Mama’s going to have custody of you on Christmas Day.
Just after we found out that Britney Spears was a 14-year old virgin (for the last time in her life), a judge …

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New Celebutantes are born at Billionaires’ Ball

Tuesday, 27th November 2007 at 11:21 am

Socialite snobs aren’t born.
They are carefully constructed out of delicate bird bones, origami and couture gowns. Loads of hairspray and the occasional rhinoplasty (to shave some nasty hereditary width from a nose bridge - an awful reminder that old money …

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Tom Cruise’s true sexuality revealed

Monday, 26th November 2007 at 6:34 pm

He wears platform shoes so that he doesn’t have to stare at cleavages all day.
His daughter Suri was quite possibly manufactured in a lab with the help of some of his fellow Mad Scientologists.
But Tom Cruise? He is straight.
At least, …