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Another Baby Spears on the way

Wednesday, 19th December 2007 at 10:01 am

… And it ain’t Britney’s!
Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney’s 16-year old kid sister who stars in the Nickolodeon television series Zoey 101, has revealed to a US tabloid, OK! Magazine, that she is knocked up and already 12 weeks along. The …

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You like to search Britney, don’t you?

Tuesday, 4th December 2007 at 11:22 am

We finally have concrete proof that the human race really does have a great fascination for watching horrific accidents unfold.
Because for the fifth time in six years, train wreck Britney Spears has topped the list as the most searched for …

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Thank the heavens: Britney isn’t pregnant with a partially South African baby

Thursday, 29th November 2007 at 12:00 pm

Hurrah! The South African bloodline will remain pure!
Because South African-born record producer J.R. Rotem has been quick to deny the rumours that Britney Spears is pregnant with his kid.
J.R., who has hit the big time in the international music scene …

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Britney Spears will be Mama Claus

Wednesday, 28th November 2007 at 9:45 am

Strap yourselves in, Jayden James and Sean Preston! Your Mama’s going to have custody of you on Christmas Day.
Just after we found out that Britney Spears was a 14-year old virgin (for the last time in her life), a judge …

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Christina Aguilera fesses up

Tuesday, 6th November 2007 at 1:50 pm

We couldn’t have been more shocked. Here we thought that she was merely getting fat!
She couldn’t actually have people thinking that she was gaining weight, was she? That would imply all sorts of terrible things, like that she has been …

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The Results of Britney’s Custody Hearing

Wednesday, 31st October 2007 at 1:10 am

When the poor judge was forced to award custody of the two little tots, he was limited to two choices: The devil (Mama Britney Spears) and the trailer trash (Papa Kevin Federline).
And Britney must be heaving a huge sigh of …