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South African singer Dozi spends night in jail

Thursday, 20th December 2007 at 9:42 am

Dozi, the long-locked white dude famous for crooning Zulu tunes, spent Tuesday night in jail.
The 41-year old Dozi, whose real name is the far more incognito and mundane Henk Opperman, was pulled over by police at around 23:40 after running …

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We wonder if her Oscar is still on the mantle?

Wednesday, 12th December 2007 at 9:25 am

This one is for all South Africans who keep on whining about how crime is so rife in South Africa and that the grass on your lawn will be greener (and safer) in other countries.
The Hollywood Hills home of our …

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Britney Spears will be Mama Claus

Wednesday, 28th November 2007 at 9:45 am

Strap yourselves in, Jayden James and Sean Preston! Your Mama’s going to have custody of you on Christmas Day.
Just after we found out that Britney Spears was a 14-year old virgin (for the last time in her life), a judge …

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers is having a really bad week

Wednesday, 21st November 2007 at 2:48 pm

And not just because of his latest movie, the nauseatingly sappy affair August Rush either!
After a year in which the Tudors star was rehabbed and then repeatedly fell off the wagon, he was arrested at a Dublin airport on Sunday …

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Mugshot in the Morning: Lindsay Lohan

Friday, 16th November 2007 at 8:00 am

The Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, near Los Angeles, seems to be sitting on some sort of magical secret on how to transform movie stars faster than any plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills can.
Yesterday, at 10:30 a.m. Californian time, …

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Déjà vu: OJ Simpson to reunite with a courtroom

Thursday, 15th November 2007 at 8:00 am

Looks like O.J. Simpson is about to be intimately reacquainted with the inside of a courtroom.
Early this morning our time, a Las Vegas judge has decided that O.J., along with two other co-defendants, will stand trial for twelve criminal counts …