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Another Baby Spears on the way

Wednesday, 19th December 2007 at 10:01 am

… And it ain’t Britney’s!
Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney’s 16-year old kid sister who stars in the Nickolodeon television series Zoey 101, has revealed to a US tabloid, OK! Magazine, that she is knocked up and already 12 weeks along. The …

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Apparently Ehtan had some Hawke eyes for the help

Friday, 7th December 2007 at 10:21 am

Even before he wrote and starred in painfully sappy films like Before Sunrise and its even more unfortunate sequel, Before Sunset, we had suspected that Ethan Hawke is a sensitive soul.
So it didn’t surprise us too much to hear that …

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Britney Spears will be Mama Claus

Wednesday, 28th November 2007 at 9:45 am

Strap yourselves in, Jayden James and Sean Preston! Your Mama’s going to have custody of you on Christmas Day.
Just after we found out that Britney Spears was a 14-year old virgin (for the last time in her life), a judge …

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New Celebutantes are born at Billionaires’ Ball

Tuesday, 27th November 2007 at 11:21 am

Socialite snobs aren’t born.
They are carefully constructed out of delicate bird bones, origami and couture gowns. Loads of hairspray and the occasional rhinoplasty (to shave some nasty hereditary width from a nose bridge - an awful reminder that old money …

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Tom Cruise’s true sexuality revealed

Monday, 26th November 2007 at 6:34 pm

He wears platform shoes so that he doesn’t have to stare at cleavages all day.
His daughter Suri was quite possibly manufactured in a lab with the help of some of his fellow Mad Scientologists.
But Tom Cruise? He is straight.
At least, …

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Billion Dollar Babies

Thursday, 22nd November 2007 at 10:48 am

We know that it will come as a shock to many of you to learn that not all heiresses are airheads whose sole purpose it is to party a la Paris Hilton.
A list released by Forbes, of the “20 Most …