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Charlize Theron’s estranged family resurfaces

Monday, 7th January 2008 at 12:02 pm

If this past holiday season served as a reminder to you and reinforced your suspicions that your family is annoying, rest assured that you have been upstaged by at least the Spears family from Louisiana, United States; and the Theron …

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We wonder if her Oscar is still on the mantle?

Wednesday, 12th December 2007 at 9:25 am

This one is for all South Africans who keep on whining about how crime is so rife in South Africa and that the grass on your lawn will be greener (and safer) in other countries.
The Hollywood Hills home of our …

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Bitch and famous: Charlize not thankful

Friday, 23rd November 2007 at 10:38 am

Well, we know about at least one thing that our Charlize Theron wasn’t grateful for this past Thanksgiving, which was her first as an American citizen.
Apparently she hates the celebrity label that she’s been slapped with in recent years.
Funny, that’s …

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Look who remembered that we still exist

Monday, 12th November 2007 at 8:53 pm

Our very own Oscar-winning blondie from Benoni, Charlize Theron, silently swooped into South Africa a few days ago.
Leaving the glittering lights of Hollywood far behind, Charlie graced KwaZulu Natal with her statuesque presence, but don’t for a second think it …

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According to Esquire, Charlize not necessarily better looking than a few dead women

Thursday, 11th October 2007 at 10:07 am

Esquire Magazine has just announced that our very own blondie from Benoni, Charlize Theron, is the sexiest woman alive.
Which is kind of a dubious compliment. Because if they had to specify that she is the most good looking woman ALIVE, …

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At 32, sagging Charlize making ‘Bin Laden cinema’ movies

Friday, 14th September 2007 at 9:18 am

Our very own blonde Oscar winner from Benoni (still seems unlikely writing the words ‘Oscar winner from Benoni’ in one sentence, doesn’t it?), Charlize Theron, is complaining that her boobs are sagging. Well, we suppose it was bound to happen …