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Tara Reid falling all over the place

Friday, 21st December 2007 at 12:09 pm

Unlike the rest of us, who respectfully wait until at least Christmas or New Year’s, it seems Miss Tara Reid couldn’t quite wait that long before falling down drunk.
Oops, did we say fall down drunk? Here is how a source …

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South African Idols winner’s attempted coverup

Monday, 10th December 2007 at 10:21 am

It was between a sultry-voiced 21-year old blonde and a 17-year old brunette still in high school… and youth beat out experience, much to our personal dismay.
Jody Williams, a high school girl from Milnerton beat out fellow Capetonian and beauty …

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New Celebutantes are born at Billionaires’ Ball

Tuesday, 27th November 2007 at 11:21 am

Socialite snobs aren’t born.
They are carefully constructed out of delicate bird bones, origami and couture gowns. Loads of hairspray and the occasional rhinoplasty (to shave some nasty hereditary width from a nose bridge - an awful reminder that old money …

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South Africa gets its very first angel

Friday, 16th November 2007 at 9:30 am

And right in time for Christmas too!
Don’t worry… the angel we are referring to is very much alive and kicking.
Her name is Candice Swanepoel and she is a gorgeous KwaZulu Natal born and bred model.
Since being saved at the tender …

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Heidi Klum, singer?

Thursday, 25th October 2007 at 10:40 am

Heidi Klum must be a bit slow on the uptake.
And we’re not saying that in a discriminatory ‘all models must be dumb just because they are models’ kind of way.
We’ve seen enough seasons of America’s Next Top Model with a …

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Site Seeing: The intellectual musings of Posh Beckham

Tuesday, 9th October 2007 at 2:24 pm

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it merely a monstrosity?
No, it is simply Victoria Beckham, and she is blogging from fashion week in Paris, where everything is apparently “incredible”, “fabulous”, “gorgeous”, “fantastic” and of course, “amazing”, before …