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Jessica Simpson goes to great lengths to get a nose job

Wednesday, 22nd August 2007 at 9:52 am

What do you do in Hollywood if you wish to look like your post-plastic surgery sister again?
In Jessica Simpson’s case, you damage your nose while shooting a movie and then you get the same surgeon that performed rhinoplasty on your …

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Forget the Oscars

Tuesday, 23rd January 2007 at 1:31 pm

Well, not forever… just until the nominees are announced later today.
For now though, the nominees for this year’s Razzies have been announced. In case you don’t know, the Razzies are ‘awards’ given to movies and actors that have simply razzle-dazzled us …

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Jessica and Ashlee Simpson’s dad puts the Papa in Paparazzi

Friday, 22nd September 2006 at 8:46 am

Previously on The Simpsons:
Dad to Jessica and Ashlee, Joe Simpson, has been saying creepy and decidedly un-fatherly things about his two daughters and their bra-sizes lately.
We didn’t think it would be possible for him to outdo himself, but wouldn’t you …

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Fascinating Flashes: The Jessica Edition.

Thursday, 31st August 2006 at 4:06 pm

-While her little sister Ashlee prepares to Milli Vanilli her way through the West End production of Chicago, Jessica Simpson has been silenced. Not by her record company or permanent muteness, alas no. (But one can always hope and dream.) …

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Keeping Abreast of Lingerie Fashion By Not Wearing Any

Saturday, 5th August 2006 at 3:54 pm

Jessica’s Secret is out.
Newly single girl Jessica Simpson revealed more than just a cheek when she showed up braless at a Victoria’s Secret gala recently.
We don’t know whether or not her obvious refusal to wear a bra to the lingerie …