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Mugshot in the Morning: Lindsay Lohan

Friday, 16th November 2007 at 8:00 am

The Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, near Los Angeles, seems to be sitting on some sort of magical secret on how to transform movie stars faster than any plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills can.
Yesterday, at 10:30 a.m. Californian time, …

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We’d like to know which of the twelve steps that is

Friday, 21st September 2007 at 9:38 am

Lindsay Lohan has been working hard in rehab in Utah.
So hard, in fact, that she has added an additional step to the twelve step program. And that extra step is so significant, it has even been brought to our attention. …

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Lindsay Lohan caught ’self-medicating’ in rehab

Friday, 31st August 2007 at 10:26 am

Lindsay Lohan simply can’t bear the thought of being forgotten while she is shut away from the world in rehab in Utah (’rehab in Utah’ - such a redundant concept! They should have just dropped her off at the nearest …

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As if we needed any more proof that Britney is a fast girl

Tuesday, 28th August 2007 at 9:52 am

Now THIS is more like it. We hate writing about celebs deliberately trying to kill themselves. We just want to write about celebs screwing up their lives in a normal, entertaining way.
Like good ol’e Britney.
On Sunday, Ms. Spears was pulled …

Lindsay Lohan to be locked up

Friday, 24th August 2007 at 9:45 am

Hear ye, hear ye.
We have decided to officially rename 2007 to The Year of Starlets in the Slammer.  (Maybe the Chinese should consider making the name change official.)
Paris Hilton’s prison garb has hardly been detoxed from her cooties (actually, we …

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Britney, Lindsay and Paris to become Donald Trump’s Apprentarts?

Tuesday, 21st August 2007 at 11:56 am

The billionaire with the dead animal on his head, Donald Trump, is reportedly in talks with Britney Spears to star in his in-the-works Celebrity Apprentice television show.
And as if K-Fed’s baby mama drama queen won’t be entertaining enough, he is …