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Chelsy Davy jolling and zolling in Durbs

Tuesday, 18th December 2007 at 10:14 am

The equilibrium of our world has been restored.
Because Southern Africa’s one royal girlfriend is back on our sunny shores!
Prince Harry’s Zimbabwean-born girlfriend Chelsy Davy has fled the glumness of winter in England to come and soak up some sun here …

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Chelsy parties with near nude waiters

Monday, 3rd December 2007 at 8:14 am

How does the girlfriend of British royalty spend a Friday night out in London?
In the case of Southern African Chelsy Davy, she books a table at the exclusive 24 nightclub, shows up with a girlfriend whose nickname is Bubble, chugs …

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New Celebutantes are born at Billionaires’ Ball

Tuesday, 27th November 2007 at 11:21 am

Socialite snobs aren’t born.
They are carefully constructed out of delicate bird bones, origami and couture gowns. Loads of hairspray and the occasional rhinoplasty (to shave some nasty hereditary width from a nose bridge - an awful reminder that old money …

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Chelsy Davy, student princess yet again

Tuesday, 20th November 2007 at 12:02 pm

The equilibrium in our world has been restored: Southern Africa has two princess bride contenders yet again.
According to tabloid the Mirror, Prince Harry’s Zim-born blonde girlfriend (who was his ex girlfriend for all of last week) Chelsy Davy, decided to …

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Post Breakup Mayhem: What a difference a day made for Chelsy Davy

Wednesday, 14th November 2007 at 12:02 pm

On Sunday, a British tabloid broke the news that Chelsy Davy had broken off her three year royal relationship with Prince Harry.
On Monday, as she braved the cold to go to her classes at Leeds University, Chelsy looked very much …

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Is Chelsy Davy single now?

Monday, 12th November 2007 at 10:33 am

Oh, no.
It looks as if though Southern Africa has lost one of our princess bride contenders.
Yesterday, a British Sunday tabloid (rather gleefully, we think) reported that Prince Harry and Zim-born, UCT schooled Chelsy Davy have broken up.
As we reluctantly put …