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Tom Cruise’s true sexuality revealed

Monday, 26th November 2007 at 6:34 pm

He wears platform shoes so that he doesn’t have to stare at cleavages all day.
His daughter Suri was quite possibly manufactured in a lab with the help of some of his fellow Mad Scientologists.
But Tom Cruise? He is straight.
At least, …

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Katie Holmes runs 26.2 miles, but still can’t get away from Tom Cruise or outrun Kenyans

Monday, 5th November 2007 at 10:59 am

Katie Holmes was spotted feverishly running 26.2 miles through New York City this weekend.
If her participation in the New York City marathon was an attempt to run away from her husband, Mad Scientologist Tom Cruise, she failed miserably, because he …

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Penelope Cruz: The eyes don’t have it

Thursday, 26th July 2007 at 9:44 am

Oh, we are so relieved!
Ever since we’ve seen the commercial for L’Oreal’s Telescopic Lash mascara starring Penelope Cruz (where she stands on a balcony next to a telescope and, in her Spanish accent says: “Imagine, lashes that could reach for …

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A Beautiful Brain

Thursday, 28th June 2007 at 9:00 am

We’ve always considered Nicole Kidman to be an actress who appeals to the more discerning and intelligent movie goer. And not just because we like her.
We think her beauty is ethereal, and since she has achieved such great success in …

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Forbes’ Most Powerful Celebrity for 2007 is..?

Friday, 15th June 2007 at 9:46 am

Forbes Magazine has released their most popular and powerful celeb of 2007, and the winner is? Oprah Winfrey… Yawn.
Oprah’s win was calculated by not only counting her nine-figure earnings, but also via Internet ubiquity, press clippings, magazine covers, shout-outs on …

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The Oscars Part 8: Nicole Kidman Caped

Monday, 26th February 2007 at 3:55 pm

Lady in red Nicole Kidman probably felt the need to look intimidating in case she ran into her ex husband and his new wife, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. However, she could’ve done without the Red Riding Hood cape and …